Swaggot

A pre-pubescent teenager who is influenced by and listens to modern pop music (like Ke$ha and Drake). They constantly incorporate large amounts of abbreviations into daily speech and usually wear shirts and/or hoodies with said abbreviations on them. They constantly try to say SWAG or YOLO before, during or at the end of conversation.

Woman: I think something's wrong with your son.
Son (talking to dad): There's nothing wrong with me, you just jelly of my SWAG! LOL! I g2g to the supermarket to buy some ciggies, see ya!
Dad: Yeah, I think he's turning into one of those swaggots.
Woman: So what are you going to do about it?
Dad (grabbing cane): I'll beat it out of him when he gets home.

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