California

The best state, in many peoples' opinions, in the US. You'll find beaches, snowy mountains, green valleys, and the hot desert all in one state: California. Divided into two parts, known as "Socal" and "Norcal". Socal is usually where people not from California think of the state. You got San Diego, Los Angeles, etc. Beaches, surfers, celebrities. Mostly all in Socal. Home of the LA Lakers, San Diego Padres, and San Diego Chargers. Norcal is "wine country". Where you'll find the SF 49ers, Oakland A's, Oakland Raiders, and San Jose Sharks. Basically the place where the word "hella" originated. Golden Gate Bridge, Lake Tahoe, etc are all in Norcal. We all know how to party in California, all the porn is made here, we're really diverse. We have In-N-Out, which I doubt non-Californians have heard of. Our governor is the fucking Terminator. Enough said. So all in all, California is the shit. And most people really wish they could live here while they're snowed in for December and we are out at the beach.

Hot New York Girl: Hey, where are you from?
Hot California Guy: California.
Hot New York Girl: OMG, do you know Britney Spears? Do you surf? Do you know Ryan from The OC and Kristen from Laguna Beach?!
Hot California Guy: Shut up.

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