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A gesture interchangeably used as a greeting, a goodbye, or more commonly as a visual exclamation point at the end of a sentence. Also makes a great ice breaker in awkward moments.
Using your dominate hand, extend your hand palm up at about waist level opposite your target(s). Using the appropriate amount of sarcasm, open your hand and go through the motion of gently tapping the bottom of their balls a few times while making a clicking sound with your tongue and the roof of your mouth. It looses a sense of dignity if any actual contact is made. Doing this at close range (2 to 3 feet away) is very effective and a great ice breaker.
In almost one motion, he smiled, pointed at the clock, gave us all the two digit salute, and walked away leaving us briefly stunned.
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Where I fuck your mother
Bro: "where you gonna pipe my mom tonight?"
Me: "a berry den nigga, where else?"
(I can tie a knot in a cherry stem, I can fuck your mother in a berry den)
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A simple minded individual. The type of person you find yourself latterly dumbing down what you previously said. Woe to one who thinks deeply, as any conversation can become tricky and aggravating.
Potato farmers are sometimes difficult to spot on sight but can be easily identifiable through observation and interaction. They are generally happier people, since everyone else is robbed of their inner peace due to complex thought.
In a gathering of 3 or more potato farmers, what I like to call a Po-tah-to, an interesting effect occurs. Due to a coriolis like effect, conversation typically turns from confusion to concurrence as everyone involved is fishing in the same pond of understanding. This only occurs however as long as all participants are potato farmers.
"How is it that you were able to accidentaly make a fucking kid, but you can never accidentally make a pizza right."
"What do you mean?"....
"Look... If you wern't such a potato farmer, you'd have taken that pizza off the cardboard first."
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