chavette

The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.

Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.

Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol

Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks

Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)

Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya

Goth - goths creep closer

Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.

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