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When you find yourself outdoors at 3:00a.m with a headlamp on, working on a seemingly pointless task with no regard for the neighbors or fucks given.
Damnit! It's 2:30am and these guys are digging a koi pond in their front yard. Rotto tiller at full speed, yard lit up like a runway. Im trying to sleep and you idiots are out here Knoxing it! Go rest your neck!
When a meth head has a chicken bone hiding in their rectum (you know, just in case he comes across free meth or cops), then he discreetly removes it. He then passes it around to the unsuspecting tweekers in the room/shed/broke down car.
I offered to smoke a bowl if he had a bone and that fag snuck in a "Dirty Moeller" on me.
Tasted like straight herpes and shit! We smoked it regardless, though.
When a useless dope head moves in on you, contributing absolutely nothing (aside from
Std's). Steals your shit for dope. Let's his friends turn your home into a trap house. Then moves on to whomever falls for his bullshit.
A guy who cannot take care of himself. Always sponging off women under the guise of a decent guy. He is not. He is narcissistic, nasty, miserable childish chicken head.
Fake as a gram of rock salt.
Damn. Is your boyfriend just going to go fuck off while you have to take care of him? He's fuckin' LarryLeeching! Pour salt on his nasty ass before it's too late! Later larry!
When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.
While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!