What the actual fuck, dude

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"

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That's gonna be a no from me, dog

When something said is so incredibly stupid and tasteless that you have nothing else to respond

Famously attributed to Randy Jackson in American Idol, though he has never said it

13 year old: *Says something edgy and unfunny*
"That's gonna be a no from me, dog"

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WTF

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Racist: says something racist
A decent human being: WTF