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A lazy meth monkey that does nothing but stay in his room and plays video games all day oblivious to what's going on around him. Has random whores bring him beer and dope in exchange for a shower or load of laundry and just waits for the 1st of the month to get his welfare so he can act like he's a real man with a paycheck, and not just a dead beat Michael
"My girl just had our baby and you can bet I will never be a Michael"
"I bet you Michael still lives at home with his mama"
"I will sell my own ass before I turn into a Michael"
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A Meth whore that has pimples not only on her face and ass but on her tits too, therefore she's given the name Pimpletitskin.
"Hey Alex, did you see Pimpletitskin van over at Mikes house last night?"
"Yep I sure did, wonder which butt brother is hittin that?"
"She must have some gud shyt cuz who would fuck Pimpletitskin?"
"I know right, she probably has pimple pussy too".
A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.
I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.