Jancer

when Jan has cancer

Person 1: Jan has cancer!
Jan: lol Jancer

Pamcreatic Cancer

When your friend Pam has pancreatic cancer

Person 1: Pam has pancreatic cancer!
Pam: lol pamcreatic cancer

Janeurysm

when your friend Jan has an aneurysm

Person 1: Jan's having an aneurysm!
Jan: lol janeurysm