Courtney

A loud obnoxious moron who can't process anything for more than two seconds

You're being such a courtney it's giving me a migraine

wiggenhorn

An insane maniac willing to kiss any man women or dog on the tongue but nowhere else. Unable to accept defeat they set sail on a journey until they've mastered the art of winning by cheating death

You see that guy? He's a true wiggenhorn monster