bagdad

A spoonerism for "Dads Bag".

"Hey Nobhead, how do you know how to do that?"
"Bagdad !!!"
"What do you mean - Bagdad?"

"I was doin' this in Bagdad when you were in Dads bag"

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cwoft

Complete Waste Of Fucking Time.
A pointless excercise.

Watching grass grow or paint dry is such a cwoft.

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skerrick

A minute amount. A small crumb. Almost nothing.

"Hey Nobhead, is there any beer left in the fridge"?
"Nah - not a skerrick"

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henhousing

Stuffin around like an old chook. Pecking a lot, but not laying eggs. Procrastinating. Indecisive.

Would you blokes stop henhousing and make up your bloody minds.

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Codie Martin

Loves it up the bum and occasionally up the nose, will suck your dick for a can of coke, has a big foot fetish, biggest slag in Bolton

Oh yeah that codie Martin likes licking toes

broddle

To get a stick or similar implement and poke it into a hole to get something out. To fertle

My engagement ring fell through a hole in the floorboards, so I had to broddle it out with a dinner fork.

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