Wolfman

A man who - do to chronic masturbation - finds his palms are covered in pubic hair. Therefore he becomes the Wolfman.

Ken Gosh darn I hope my chronic masturbation wont turn me into a werewolf

David Oh don't be silly Ken that only happens in the movies!

Narrator: cough-wolfman-cough

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Mongoose Mowdown

1: A phrase commonly shouted by invisible announcers whenever someone is hit by a motorcyce or bicycle.
2: An achievement in Halo 3 gained by running over another player with the Mongoose vehicle.

Pedestrian: *walking along the road

Motorist: MONGOOSE MOWDOWN BIATCH!