Combat Yoga

When a couple decides to have rough intercourse.

Human 1: I've had a stressful day and want to let it out.
Human 2: Down for combat yoga?
Human 1: Ooh that's what I need!
Human 2: Game on!!

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DTD

Down to drive

Met this girl at a party and I asked if she was dtf and she told me as long as I was dtd.

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Troll Doll

The hair around the corners of your bootyhole.

Johnny: Where you at?
Brittany: Getting waxed.
Johnny: Make sure they wax that troll doll coming out your butthole!

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