Wrinkle berries

The testicles.

He was asleep in the sofa in shorts and everyone saw his wrinkle berries.

He punched my wrinkle berries after P.E.!

Eierschuss

(German) Literally eggshot. A hit in the testicles.
Feared mostly by boys and teenagers, Played as a prank and for those who play sports.
It is said that guys who don't behave aroud girls sooner or later will have (Rührei "zwischen den Beinen" haben) translates to (Having scrambled eggs "between your legs") (Very hard shots can also lead to impotence )

Für einen Eierschuss muss einem männlichem Gegner in den Schritt geschossen werden. (For an Eierschuss, a male opponent must be shot in the crotch.)

Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.

Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!

Button penis

A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)

Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?

Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!

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Ballseye

Commonly used to make fun of guys who got hit in the balls, same as in bullseye (right in the spot).

-Wrestler gets kicked in the balls during a wrestling match-

Wrestler: *screams* "ooohhh!!! My balls!!!"
Girls watching the match: Hahaha! ballseye!!!
Wrestler: *cries*

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Oh my balls

Generic reaction of a man who has been hit in the testicles.

Oh my balls, my balls!

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Tenders

A Male's tender meat. The testicles, the softies, the soft ones.

-Are you alright?
-FUCK NO!
-Haha, she got you right in the tenders next time put a cup on before hitting on girls. Lesson learned now let's go home. Get up!
-Dad, i can't! I need five minutes!

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