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Gnat dick

1. A small penis or the man who has one.

2.A man who shows cowardice or fear.

1. Girl1: I heard he has a gnat dick.

Girl2: Lololol

2. Guy1: I don't want to fight you.

Guy2: Go home you fucking gnat dick loser!

by Nobli June 24, 2015


Button penis

A man's penis under 3 inches in length. (See also: Micropenis)

Guy 1- Did you saw the coach in the showers?

Guy 2- Oh shit yeah, he has a button penis!

by Nobli May 30, 2015

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Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.

Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!

by Nobli May 31, 2022


Hanging things

The male genitalia.

The guys kegged him during P.E. and everyone saw his hanging things.

She got mad at him and kicked his hanging things.

by Nobli May 23, 2022


Pear o' balls

The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.

Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!

by Nobli May 27, 2023


Crackers

The testicles.

Guy 1: He got into a fight last night and some cracker cracked his crackers! He spend half an hour clutching them!
Guy 2: Ohh damn! Now he has to leave his girlfriend alone for a while!

by Nobli January 18, 2023


Righty

The right testicle.

-Dude, you alright?
- Fuck no! That bitch kicked my righty!

by Nobli May 4, 2020

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