fatfest

That meal you have at 2 in the morning that is larger than all of your other three meals combined.

Fatty: I think I ate two fish filets, a huge smoothie, the rest of the mashed potatoes and red beans and rice, and four pieces of pizza. And a bowl of ice cream.

Bystander: Sounds like you had a whole nuther dinner!

Fatty: I think of it as more of a fatfest.

scott pilgrimage

The retreat to the restroom that one makes in order to escape an uncomfortable social situation.

"Where'd you go for two hours? You missed half the party!"

"Oh, it's not over yet? I have to pee again..."

"Friend, if you keep making scott pilgrimages, that girl with the squiggly hair will never talk to you. Mostly because she can't enter the men's restroom."