Alex

The most amazing guy anyone has ever met. He is good at everything and will always make you smile and laugh like a giddy little bitch. He is also super hawt and gives you butterflies whenever you so much as think of him. He has a giant cock and is good in bed and EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT I AUGHDJHUSBND

(Me) "Alex is my boyfriend and I love him"

(Some bitch named Bethany or something) "omg I'm sooo jealous of you Alex is so hot"

(Me) "grrrrr get away from my mans RUFF RUFF RUFF BARK BARK ARRGGG"