Kentucky Eel

Kentucky Eel

When a hillbilly lubes up his dong with motor oil drippings from his pickup and fucks a mule.

"Dang, Klem! That-there bacon lube shore got Biff more slippery than a Kentucky eel!"

barilla

(v) when one man anally fists another. This is a neologism, like "Santorum," inspired by the CEO of the pasta company, Guido Barrilla, making anti-gay comments. To quote Patton Oswalt, "Fuck the boycott. Do some real damage; from this point on, the slang term for a man-to-man fisting is a "barilla.""

I'm never going to barilla my boyfriend again; you wouldn't believe the santorum he can produce.

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