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Friends

Friends are 'nice' company that will always fucking ask you for stuff but never give it back

Friends:can I borrow some money
You:sure but repay me in a month
Friend:Sure!

10 months later

You:where's my money-
Friend:SHUT UP

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022


Frogs

If you don't like fucking frogs
HOW DARE YOU HOMELESS DRUNKEN WHORE
I CANT BELIEVE YOU

Frogs are cute:))

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022


Calico

A cat that is a calico

That cat is a calico

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022


Bob

You never see a child named Bob but they always come into existence in their fourtys

Bob
Just bob

by NoiKoiBlizøLexxy April 28, 2022