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Past tense of the word fap. Meaning to masturbate.
Hot chick: Wanna do me?
Geek: Nah, I just fapped it to your pic in last month's issue of Playboy.
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When you shoot jizz during a particularly hot masturbation session, only you shoot wild. SO, after washing, you come back to the scene of the crime to clean up your cummy mess, but there is literally nothing there. You just shot a mystery nut.
"I shot this load over my shoulder, and I know it landed somewhere behind me, but I can't find it! It's gone. I've felt everywhere."
"Bro, you just shot a mystery nut."
The act of being goofy and stupid at the end of your performance in the hopes of getting more people to vote for you by calling your number at the end of a Reality TV program like So You Think You Can Dance, or American Idol.
I wanted to vote for Ethan, but he kept making these stupid O-faces during his number whoring routine. What a dork!
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A vegetarian who also eats fish or other seafood. From the latin word for fish: piscis. Also known as a fishetarian.
I'm going pescatarian, since I really like lobster and it's so hard to find protein in vegetables.
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A demand that something silly go viral. To do something so nonsensical that it sets the twitterverse abuzz.
To get overexcited about something. To geek out over something of little consequence.
"We just rolled up in the club to get twittered, quick, take a pic."
"I have pics of him without his shirt!"
"Get twittered! He doesn't even have a Dad bod."
A buzzing excitement that rises around anyone going viral, self-perpetuating itself until overexposure.
Getting a little too hyped up about something.
I graduated from college. I'm so twittered right now.
The Cash Me Outside girl is getting twittered about too much. She'll be an unknown again by next month.
To flirt. To mac. To exhibit your game. To woo a hottie.
Can be spelled pitchin woo as well.
I was pitching woo at some fly girls down at Embers, but they were all a bunch of carpet munchers.
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