Twatocity

A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.

"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"

Modernicity

All things 'modern' i.e anything that came after your childhood

Snickers? - its a Marathon! You don't surely, have email, love hearts? whats with the flavored condoms... OMG - Damn this Modernicity!

A defining attribute that all people over 25 engage in.

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