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Table groceries

1. Noun, The groceries one eats first, either on the way home from the store or while unpacking all the groceries

2. Adjective, term used to describe a beautiful woman

Those giant marshmallows are table groceries, they didn't make it to the pantry or I can get enough of Jennifer Anniston, she is table groceries.

by Noliecanoli July 12, 2011

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