hornymoon

"Absence makes the heart grow fonder". When a couple haven't seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their hornymoon.

Wife: I missed you so much when you were in Germany. Good to have you back. It feels like honeymoon again.

Husband: Yeah, 5 times last night. Now it's more like hornymoon.

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