Frieza syndrome

A syndrome when you get scared about monkeys turning yellow then eradicating their whole species

Person 1:Hey man look my monke just fell into the yellow paint
Person 2:holy shit *shoots him*
Person 1:Yes officer i think this guy got the frieza syndrome

Demon fall

Not a bandit beater expect some difficulty

Joe:Hey man wanna play demon fall w/ me?
Mama:Nah that’s a bandit beater
Joe:*unfriends*

Been chilling

An act of being held hostage by the chinese government and giving some type of codes via an ice-cream inside a car while speaking mandarin

John:
Good morning, China.
Now I have ice cream.
I like ice cream very much,

but "Fast and Furious 9" is better than ice cream. 🍦
US government:
Damn bro he Been chilling rn might aswell start a nuke war

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