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When you walk into a person and try to dodge the person but the person dodges in that way,you do it again and therefore begins a body-leaning war. It often lasts for ~1.5 seconds.
"Yesterday,I did a dodge-o-rama with a random hot girl on a street. That was awkward."
"You won't believe what happen! I did a 6-second lasting dodge-o-rama,like it felt an eternity xd."
An expression to use after a hard dawning you've had.
Often takes this formula:
"phrase dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The fact that WWE is scripted dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
"The way she balanced on those thin blocks dawned on me so hard,the mind sprinted."
The phrase you say after you dawn hardly on a thing,find a revelation,something bad happens to you,a fucking massive coincidence happens,about to get screwed,etc.
"Yesterday my hot teacher lunged at my face. She puckered her lips. Shi-"
"*girlfriend picks up gun and shoots me with it in a far diameter* Shi-"
"Blyth" is a verb meaning:to think about something excessively. It's often used as an expression. Not to be confused with blyat. It's considered a pleonasm if you say "blythed about it","blythed so much" or "blythed excessively".
"Yesterday,I blythed about the exam. Thankfully,I got an A+!"
"She was pregnant so she was blything for weeks."
The thing that is the Weep-O-Meter is that it measures how hard you cry at a movie,at birth,etc. There are 5 grades.
Grade 1 = No crying
Grade 2 = Sadness felt inside
Grade 3 = Silent crying,you will tear for real
Grade 4 = Real,normal audible crying
Grade 5 = WWAAAAAHHH *floods with tears* ohhhh NOOOOOOO *30 mins later* *sobs* eeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
(back in the mid-90s)
Guy1:Dude! DUDE!!! Did you saw that brand spanking new The Lion King?
Guy2:Yes,the part when Mufasa died caused a 3 on the Weep-O-Meter for me. That was sad,but I'm strong...
Guy1:*sobs* not flashbacks again... I g-got 5...
Omnipresent prefix in German. So many words use the sch:schwamm,schere,scherenschnitt,schadenfreude,schule,schultasche,schlampe (don't ask what does this means).
GermanGuy1337:Ich kann schere der scherenschnitt von der schwamm schule schultasche,schlampe,und schadenfreude du.
GermanCritic420:And yes again,that's a literal German phrase!
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