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Straight

The sexual orientation of approximately 94% of all human beings on Earth i.e. attracted solely to members of the opposite sex. "Straight" does NOT include "attraction to people of the same sex making a very sad and pathetic attempt to cosplay as the opposite sex."

"Hey John, are you going to go on a date with that transwoman?"

"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"

"Yeah John but straight also includes...."

"Just stop Fred."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Wooden Wonder

1. The outstanding WWII Brit fighter/bomber--DeHaviland Mosquito. AKA "Mossie."

2. My John Thompson when I wake up next to my bride in the morning.

1. "Gotta love the Mossie."

"Yup. The Wooden Wonder!"

2. "Darling, is that the Wooden Wonder or are you just happy to see me?"

"Why not both?"

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022


Space Movie 1992

Gay N*ggers From Outer Space.

Yes folks--that's the name of the film. A true classic. Available on Youtube.

"I conned my folks into doing a google search for "Space Movie 1992" and would you believe we're all watching Gay N*ggers From Outer Space even as we speak.?"

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022


Gay Niggers From Outer Space

The single greatest motion picture ever filmed. Available on Youtube.

What are you waiting for---go watch it!!!

"You know Jake, sometimes I wonder if it would be possible to get a film called "Gay Niggers From Outer Space" produced into todays climate of political correctness."

"Tom, I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that question if it really is bothering you all that much."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dark Brandon

The Pedophile in Chief. Proudly pinches and twists eight-year old girls' nipples on YouTube. Loves to shower with his own daughter. AKA "the Big Guy."

"Who is that creep over there in the corner sniffing that little girls' hair and grabbing her ass?"

"That would be Dark Brandon."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

8πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Transperbole

The absurd over-the-top apocalyptic hyperbole deployed by trans and their allies whenever their insanity is pointed out.

"Transwomen are men and I don't believe they should be allowed to take pictures in the little girls' loo."

"I'm sorry that you think transwomen don't exist--we are here and we will photograph whomever we want. Stop genociding us."

"Oh god--please stop with the transperbole already. Obviously you exist and how could anyone forget it you when you can't even shut up about it for five seconds at a time."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Woke

Literally mentally-retarded, virulent anti-white racists who believe that men are women and babies should be permitted to make love to whomever they want. Responsible for the downfall of civilization and the onset of the Dumb Ages.

"Why is that guy standing out there holding that sign "Love is Love" with the picture of the naked toddler on it?"

"Oh don't mind him---he's one of the Woke, that's all."

by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022

11πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž