Super Straight

One of four valid sexualities: along with Super Gay, Super Lesbian, and Bisexual. Super Straight is really just straight--the "super" only became necessary after the transwoman brigade started claiming that "straight" includes male attraction to dudes cosplaying as extremely ugly and hairy women--which it most emphatically does not.

Transwoman: "Super Straight isn't a valid sexuality! Everyone knows straight men want to have sex with other men!"

Chad: "Uh, no dude. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works."

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Pedo Hitler

Joe Biden. A lifelong and notorious pedophile (he's on video on Youtube pinching and twisting eight year old girls' nipples and he showered with his own daughter), Biden was assigned the moniker "Pedo Hitler" after he gave a satanic speech in Philadelphia calling half the nation "semi-fascists" and threatening non-leftists with F-16s and nuclear bombs. The second most evil man in American History after Black Hitler aka Barack Obama.

"Hey who are you voting for in 2024?"

"Well it ain't gonna be Pedo Hitler--I can tell you that right now!"

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Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.

"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."

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BLM

"Black Lives Murder" -- a racist criminal organization which thrives on extracting millions from the very dumbest ("wokeist") members of Western Civilization.

"They've been repeatedly busted for massive fraud and financial reporting crimes but of course they're never going to be called on it."

"Who?"

"BLM".

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