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Shitribute

A personality flaw masquerading as a virtue.

Politicians generally have a collection of shitributes standing in for a personality.

by Nonsensicalme December 12, 2019


LESPN

The sports network for gay women.

Hey honey, change it to LESPN, there’s a WNBA game I want to watch!

by Nonsensicalme July 18, 2020


Martyr economy

An economic condition under which people must subsidize their living through crowdfunding and appeals to charity.

In this martyr economy, we had to go on Facebook to collect money to buy jimmy a new liver.

by Nonsensicalme July 31, 2018


Gentrifugal force

The irresistable drive that sends white people to live on the outskirts of any major metropolitan area.

There used to be white neighborhoods downtown, but gentrifugal force pushed them to the suburbs.

by Nonsensicalme August 4, 2017