lardass

A lardass is a person with a few gallons of blubber on their stomach, chest, back, hips, face, chins, and most notably, their caboose. Among the folds of their vast girth, one may find cheeto dust, french fries, potato chips, the TV remote, a dollar twenty-five, and a thick coating of some smelly white goo. The common lardass is found in Mom's basement. They do not move unless food is involved, thus they never take a shower, thus they stink.

- Yo, Jerry is such a lardass. He hasn't moved from his lazyboy in a month.
- Whoa, you mean there is a whole chair under all those fat rolls? Damn.

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oganesson

The element 118, previously known as eka-radon (eka being sanskrit for one) or ununoctium (one one eight element) was renamed in 2016 after the nuclear physicist Yuri Oganessian. It is the heavier analogue of Radon, thus, it is a noble gas. However, it is theorized that it would be a solid at the standard atmospheric pressure. Like its lighter analogues Radon and Xenon, it would be relatively easy (compared to Helium and Neon) to bond Oganesson to things like halogens and alkali metals.

Oganesson, in its most stable (known) form, has 118 protons, 176 neutrons, and 118 electrons. It is considered by some to be the last of the Periodic Table of Elements, however scientists are currently working on synthesis of elements 119, 120, 121, and 122.

Guy 1: Wow, thanks to Oganesson, the periodic table is finally complete!
Guy 2: But, scientists in Germany claim to have discovered Unbinilium. If their claims can be verified by another team, then that will be the start of a whole new row!
Guy 1: Ow, right in the OCD...