selchie

A selchie is a creature who is a (wo)man on land and a seal underwater. Originated from the song "The Great Selchie of Sule Skerry"

This guy is a seal under water and a guy on land... Must be a selchie.

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Fortnitis

A disease in which one is obsessed with a video game. Derives from the game Fortnite which nobody can stop playing at my school. The only cure is if someone in power bans the infected game.

FORTNITIS CAN BE CONTAGIOUS SO WEAR EARPHONES.