mentitled

When a man feels entitled to tell a woman what to do in life, or with her body; takes credit for her ideas at work or elsewhere; otherwise passes unwanted or u solicited or negative/derogatory comments to a woman (or any of the above to any pronoun other than he/him). Synonym: mantitled.

“Smile, you’ll look prettier” the mentitled man said to the woman.

hipster stream

The stream of urine that comes from the hole created by a Prince Albert piercing. The hipster stream refuses to follow the main stream of urine, thus refusing to conform to the urinal main stream, both literally and figuratively.

My hipster stream thinks wet pants are trendy so it keeps dribbling on them.