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Liberace

The only person known to mankind that could possibly make Freddie Mercury, Elton John, and Ellen Degeneres look straight.

He was probably the only successful person to be produced by Dirty Stallis in the 20th century. Not only this, he was Vegas icon and was given the name "Mister Showmanship" for his decades of performances.

Ultimately, he died of HIV/AIDS after having a ton of unproductive sex with infected young men.

Narrator: Hello and welcome to fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada! I'd like introduce you to the one and only Mister Showmanship, the fabulous Liberace!

*Music Video introduction followed by him being driven on stage in a Rolls-Royce convertible*

by NopeNotMeSir May 23, 2022


Hollywood Accounting

The act of intentionally, maliciously, and unethically, screw someone out of compensation from rightful gains. It originates from the early days of film production when studios would use accountants to give credited actors/actresses and production crew the bare minimum amount of compensation based off of box office sales.

Actor 1: Hey, why did I only receive $15,000 for a key role in a film that grossed over $7,000,000!?

Actor 2: HA! Hollywood Accounting strikes again!

by NopeNotMeSir April 26, 2022


Stars Of Death

An extremely potent edible that was created by Anarchy edibles. The Stars were made famous by comedians Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt. They hosted a podcast that often included both of them eating multiple Stars while interviewing guests. However, some guests tried a star and would leave them stoned beyond all recognition. Because of this, multiple guests have passed out or walked out during the show because they went too deep into murky waters. Unfortunately, they've since stopped making the Stars. Probably because too many people landed in the ER from eating them!

Joey: These are the Stars of Death. They'll take you deep into murky waters mofo! Here Lee, have another star to balance out your PH.

Lee: I'm already 5 Stars deep, man!?

by NopeNotMeSir December 20, 2020

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