Johnson Bar

a fictitious car part that, when broken, can generate sympathy and possible cash from an unsuspecting parent.

"Mom, my the Johnson Bar on my VW broke and I need $50.00"

"I'm broke and need some money to replace the Johnson Bar on my car...can I borrow $50.00?

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Canine Landmine

An unfortunate stinky, gift left by a dog and his/her thoughless owner.

"I walked down to the mailbox and stepped in a Canine Landmine"

back woods billy goat

poorly educated, ignorant, redneck individuals

"Billy Joe and Sally Mae threw a great shindig too bad they are such back woods billy goats"