Ignoricity

1. A state of ignorance derived from innocence.

1. His ignoricity was born from his innocent nature.
2. Dave's ignorcity to general issues was perplexing.

Craptastic

1. The absolute best of something bad.
2. When you are happy to get bad news.

1. His work was so terrible it was Craptastic
2. Craptastic - I am glad I finally got that 1000 dollar fine.

Matadorial

1. To attract lots of attention (normally in a discussion) only to deflect it at the last moment to another person.

1. He escaped the situation in true matadorial style