nonator

The person who never chips into any office collection. Also written as No-nator.

We all took up a collection for Karens baby shower. Except for Chuck, he is a nonator

fauxmous

(Fo-Muss) Someone who everyone knows is famous, but no one really knows why. Especially any participant on reality television, child of someone who has actually earner their fame, or professional party goer.

I always see Kim Kardashian on Page Six, but she has never done anything. She is so fauxmous.