Lock Lizard

a close relative of the truck stop Lot Lizzard, also spelled Loch Lizzard
one who frequents the landing area in the vicinity of river or lake system locks
looking for short term companionship from boaters-by
including but not limited to teeth-out oral pleasure, hairy armpit jobs, and wet-willys of the other kind
all for very affordable compensation, often in the form of dime bag or nug.

Normie: "Might I also suggest acquiring a pontoon boat for hosting summer barbecues and cookouts for all the ladies that will be irresistibly drawn to the collection of boats?"
Crispy: "The Lock Lizards panties will be hitting the deck of that pontoon boat"
Captain Neron: "When you put it that way... Sure"

Anonymous Boater from The Shwa: "Dude, this Trent Severn waterway is loaded with Lock Lizards"

Calin' Out

Similar to Bailing Out, but to leave or depart a situation and/or company after the peak has clearly passed, and the decline was through no fault of their own. Often with respect intact and pockets full of cash.

Shareholders: This pandemic has devastated the airline industry, will you continue on as CEO?
Calin: I will retire in February
Employees: Oh I see.. Calin' Out..

Bartender: What can I get for you?
Crispy: I'll have another pint of the Brickworks Cider, My Good Sir ..
Bartender: I'm sorry, our keg just ran out.
Crispy: Nevermind, I'm Calin' Out..

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