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An Awesome dog breed originating from england; mix of mastiff and bull dog. Originally used by estate game keepers to engage poachers and hold them to the ground without mauling them until the game keeper arrived. Extremely terretorial and protective of its owners and property. Good family dogs for people who have time.
The bullmastiff quickly tore the trespasser down in a powerful leap.
The bullmastiffs didn't miss a beat after eating a four pound bag of quick dry cement.
After being kept in the kitchen all day, the bullmastiff decided to chew his way through the wall into the hallway.
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One who make people extremely happy. Extremely down to earth and is extremly sweet. Dodos are currently endangered with no sight of the population regaining strength. If you happen upon a true dodo yoo must study them for months to determine if they are an authentic Dodo.
The Dodo played gently in the meadow!
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One who consumes large amounts of alcoholis beverages in the hopes of ending the night in the company of a sexual partner, a macht's behavior is further compounded with the use of cannabis eventually leading to a series of blunt sexual advances. A macht should never at all costs be fed psychedelics due to adverse reactions such as nudity, self fondling and general chaos!!!
Im getting straight machted up TONIGHT!!!
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