Cheese Whittle

Cheese whittle (v) /CHēz/ /ˈ(h)widl/

When one man lays naked on his back with a full erection and a group of at least 4 other men masturbate over him and ejaculate onto his erect penis. The ejaculate is then left to dry and harden upon the full-mast shaft. The receiver then, with the help of a whittling knife, whittles the "cheese" off of his still erect penis.

(Note: in order for this to work, the receiver of the cheese must maintain a full election for the entirety of the cheese whittleing process.)

Hey Da'Qwelvis, tomorrow is cheese whittle Wednesday so don't forget to double up on the cialis, your gonna need it!

thunje

N. \ˈthu̇nj \ : A small stringed instrument that cosists of 1 long human hair stretched across a dog's ass and strumed or picked with one's teeth.

Well fuck me to tears, Margeret Truman, is that the piercing sound of a thunje i hear down in that east Kentucky hollar?

talijing

When you walk around naked smoking crack on face time in front of your dead brother's underaged daughter.

Dude, Hunter Biden has been talijing since FaceTime and little girls were invented.