white clawholic

Your basic white girl that can't drink anything but White Claw.

A white clawholic asks, "Like, do you have any blackberry White Claw? I need to get white girl wasted."

Spewpidity

When an loud mouth moron never shuts up

My idiot coworker won't stop with his spewpidity, he keeps bragging about how awesome he is. When he clearly is not.