Clusterfuck

An amalgamation of fucks.

Clusterfuck. My pick up truck done broke down at the side of the road my dog died, I done lost my girl and I have herpes.

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Dickslexia

A severe condition involving impairment of judgement and overall inability to understand the male sex

My dickslexia is kicking so hard this month I almost banged my carpenter.

Dysclusterfucktional

An exceptionally dysfunctional situation resulting from a torrent of clusterfucks occurring in rapid sequence.

“In 1999 the country enacted a series of fiscal reforms that were nothing short of dysclusterfucktional”

Crunkmaleon

Crunkmaleon: the crunkest crunker in all of crunkerville.

Hey man did you see Matt last night? He was a total Crunkmaleon.

"Oh oh I'm a maleon, I'm a crunk crunk maleon I'm the crunkest crunk in crunkville"