uteruses before duderuses

Like chicks before dicks but better.

There's this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. Hope he asks me out, except I do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. Uteruses before duderuses

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Isabella

Extra virgin olive oil

Slut

Kinky sock

Nostril

Doodle hole

"Who is that doodle hole?"

"Oh, that's Isabella. She extra virgin olive oil"

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Chicken

A black persons best friend.

Yeah, my nigga's here *pulls out box of KFC chicken* Yeah, it's me best mate boi.

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