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Where men can go build their own slut.
Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! Iâm going there!
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Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS youâre on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! Iâm really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
A very stupid and cringy event where all of the sports teams are represented in a high school. All of the band geeks play loud ass instruments, and cheerleaders scream so loud, you canât even hear the person two seats away. Itâs very pointless and 80% of the kids are on their phones. Even the seniors leave before it starts.
William: Hey Ryan thereâs a pep rally at 1. You want to leave? We can go out for lunch.
Ryan: HELL YES. LETS GET OUTTA HERE. SCREW THE PEP RALLY.
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A very funny name to call the Seattle Seahawks. Eagles fans like me call them that.
Billy: Bro did you hear that the Seattle Semenhawks beat the Philadelphia Eagles last night?
Anthony: Yeah bro I hate the stupid semenhawks! They injured Wentz on purpose!
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Middletown High School is the craziest place there could be. Thereâs a fight every week, and some sort of threat at least once a year wasting everyoneâs time.
Middletown High School is the most ghetto place Iâve been to. My trip to Detroit was much safer lemme tell you!
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The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesnât win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the manâs dick if she didnât get it the first try.
Josh: Hey wanna play the Donut Toss Game?
Jessica: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
The word that defines America, according to President Joe Biden. Itâs the new supercalifragilisticexpialidocious of America.
Americaâs a nation that can be defined in a single word. Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme. -President Joe Biden