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Worst time ever. This is the time that I have to get up and get ready for school since it starts so early.
GOD I HATE 5 AM! IâD RATHER DO ANYTHING THAN GET UP AT 5 AM TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!
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A game that has been a Nintendo staple since 2002. Itâs life in a video game. You talk to animal villagers, catch bugs and fish, and sell it to make a lot of dough. You can also pay off your mortgage to make your house bigger, and you can customize it.
Connor: Bruh Fortnite is trash, Animal Crossing is where itâs at. You talk to villagers, make money by selling stuff, and a lot more. I think you will like it.
Sean I guess I could try...
*15 minutes later*
Sean: HOW {THE ABSOLUTE HELL HAVE I NOT PLAYED THIS?! I LOVE IT!! IâLL GO TO GAMESTOP AND BUY MY OWN COPY!
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The word that ruins peopleâs lives.
Person 1: Hey can you help me on my homework?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Hey can I buy this?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: No.
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Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and youâre done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.
Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah Iâm up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I canât do this shit! I have a boyfriend!
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A person who is unfortunate as hell to get the Coronavirus 3 times.
Liam: Hey did you hear Brittany has COVID-76?
Aidan: Yeah. Coronavirus must have a crush on her!
*Laughs ass off*
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A fucking cheapskate who steals players money, and price gouges for everything. He puts you in TONS of debt and is a very stingy raccoon. In The first few games (Wild World, City Folk, and GameCube) he makes you work for him and only pays you 1,800 bells at the end. Thatâs enough to buy one piece of furniture, and the house loan is 19,800 bells. That should tell you something.
Tom Nook is literally Satan. Not joking.
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The best high school graduating class. They deserve a medal since they had to cut a chunk out of their senior year because of the coronavirus. God bless the class of 2020. Sincerely, the class of 2021.
William: Man I feel so bad the the class of 2020. They got their year ruined thanks to this fucking virus.
Matthew: Lets not forget to blame China too because that is where the damn thing started. Glad weâre in the class of 2021. Letâs admit, the seniors are better than us. God bless the class of 2020.
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