sqrt

When in individual becomes so sexually aroused by a mathematical equation that they ejaculate in a parabolic arc.

Calculator: y = sqrt(x)
Weeb: AAAAAAAAEEEEEUUUUUUGGGHH

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EQ

EQ — short for Environmental Qualification. Universally known as the most interesting and most important type of work to ever exist.

This EQ work is definitely not extremely boring.

Lithosexual

An individual who sexually identifies as wanting to have sex with the Star Wars character Litho Calrissian.

Weeb: Damn, Litho Calrissian from The Empire Strikes Back is so hot, I want to suck his dick.
Tom: His name is LANDO CALRISSIAN not LITHO you fucking lithosexual idiot!

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Spanglish

An incomprehensible and inane dialect formed by muddling a butchered version of the English language with some form of Spanish; usually the regional variant of Spanish spoken in Mexico.

Juan: Yo ese, my woman is muy fine like un burro, ¿comprende?
Tom: Stop speaking Spanglish and get off my lawn you fucking beaner!

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