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My brain, my every ounce of being human
Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?
Guy 2: what? you lost your brain?
Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front.
Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator
Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT
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You really got a 36 on your ACT? You're such a fucking calculator
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Malware dev's most admired system program to test whether their remote access trojan works
*plays multiplayer game* zOmG!! teh calculator have just opened by itself!11
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Cheating device for those to lazy to work out 2+2.
Idiot 1: Dude, what's 2+2?
Idiot 2: Dunno. Steal Jane's calculator.
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Brooke: *phone falls out of pocket in class*
Aiden: “You dropped your calculator.”
Brooke: “Yea, thanks.”
Teacher: “What did you drop?”
Brooke: “My calculator.”
Teacher: “Ok. Get back to work.”
Woah Ling Zhi is really playin' that calculator!
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A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.
Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone