BBR

Originates from BRB. Means "Be back, retard".

-Hey I just farted.
-BBR....

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crak

Like crack, but spelled by someone actually on it.

ya dude i love crak!!

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have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

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frap

To fart and crap simultaneously.

Stop frapping in the hallway..

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blorf

The sound one makes when regurgitating. May refer to the sound or the actual act. Can also be used as a threat.

"Oh my god.. I'm gonna blorf."

"BLORF!"

"I'll blorf on you"

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esp

Extra-Sensory Penis:
ESP entails always knowing when a guy is thinking about sex and to what degree. In other words, it's completely useless because it's a constant extreme.

"How did you know I was horny?"
"I have ESP"

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ahhh

The sound made after receiving sex/food.
It is said that the necessity of both actions is the reason for "A" being the first letter in any alphabet.

Ahhh... that was amazing. Now for the 2nd course.

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