dirty janiel

A dirty Janiel is when you cook a meal and splatter it all over your fuck partners back and proceed to slide your ass back and forth your partners back like a dirty stripper on st patty's day mornin' and then eat the food together romantically as he/she eats of your ass (optional)

"Hey I'm a great cook, let's say you and me go to my place to do a dirty Janiel?"