Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.

Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*

69 test

The 69 Test is applied to books. The reader finds the 69th page and locates the ninth word of the sixth line. That word is what that they will scream the next time that they have sex. The alternate version is using the sixth word of the ninth line.

Dude, what's the 69 Test for the health book?
Either Vagina or Breasts, depending on your method.

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Hopefuckly

When you are with a girl/guy and you know that there is a chance that you are gonna get laid, but you aren't sure.

"So are you gonna get laid by Jenna tonight?"
"Hopefuckly."