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french bread pizza

A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.

Laura: I bought french bread pizza from the grocery store.

Jimmy: FUCK YEAH!

by NotAustinIswear July 7, 2010

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San Francisco Giants

A National League baseball team with the best pitching staff in the MLB and the worst hitting in the MLB.

John: Fuckin' a, the San Francisco Giants hitting is once again terrible this year.

Mike: You know, they say defense wins ballgames. With Barry Zito, Tim Lincecum, Matt Cain, and Jonathan Sanchez, their pitching will be phenomenal this year.

John: Yeah, too bad they haven't scored a run to back that up since the Nixon Administration.

by NotAustinIswear May 23, 2010

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iPhone 4

A new phone/cultural icon by Apple. Some of the new features include the ability to put people on hold during phone calls by simply touching the device.

Joe: Is that the new iPhone 4?

Stephen: Yes it is. *douchebag smirk*

by NotAustinIswear July 7, 2010

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Jim Joyce

1. A Major League Baseball umpire.

2. To deliberately fuck someone in the asshole while the receiver is in the middle of attaining a major accomplishment.

Kieran: Armando Galarraga clearly got fucked in the asshole during last night's Tigers game.

Mark: Oh dude I got Jim Joyced last night too!

Austin: Shut up Mark, you get Jim Joyced all the time.

by NotAustinIswear June 4, 2010

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