Ruhee

Someone who makes plans with you but doesn't show up either because they are asleep or have to cut tomatoes with their grandma.

Person A: "Where are they? They said for sure we were meeting up today! I haven't seen them in so long."

Person B: "What a Ruhee..."

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Sabrina

1. Someone won't leave the house until their teal pants come out of the wash.

2. Someone who laughs like a crow on crack cocaine.

Person A: "They would have been here an hour ago, but they just messaged saying they're still waiting for their pants."

Person B: "What's that sound? Did a garbage truck just hit a cat?!"

Person A: "Oh good here they come. What a Sabrina, amirite?"

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Maheen

A person who thinks they're super funny but in fact IS NOT. One time made so many bad puns the National Guard was called.

Person A: "Oh man that person told the dumbest joke I've ever heard I don't even know what to say to them"

Person B: "Call them what they are...a Maheen"

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BizBuzz

Having sex with a someone super hot only to later find out it was a swarm of bees arranged into a human shaped mass.

Person A: "I was bangin this hot chick last night but when I woke up I was covered in honey and beestings. What gives!?"

Person B: "Oh man, you ran into some serious BizBuzz!"