postcard

(tr. verb) Take a girl on a date. Treat her really nicely. Buy her drinks, dessert, more drinks. Wait for the right moment, then place a roofy in her drink. Take her home. Now rape her. Go on vacation, send her a postcard from your destination. ONLY WRITE: "Wish you were here! I RAPED YOU."

Awww duuuuuuude! I totally need to send some postcards this spring break!!

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